And, ladies and gentlemen take your seatbelts off and look forward to a ride filled with insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more aspects than. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a humorous horror film that will be sure to make you scratch the inside of your skull, and asking questions about the decisions made by bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we get to meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style of grace, style, and habit of dumping his precious cargo in the most unlikely places. In the blink of an eye it was his turn to inadvertently make the story of this century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Do not think about what you believe you know about bears, and their preference for food. This movie takes a daring opinion and suggests that when bears ingest cocaine, they will not just have fun, but turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla but there's an upcoming King in town and the bear has a desire for powdered chemicals.
Our characters, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and those innocent bystanders that struggled to make their way into a trash bag can keep you on your toes. The collective incompetence of the characters is something to see. If you're ever wanting to laugh, just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find cases without shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. No, not the ones who appear in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon the treasures of Colombian food, and by the time you can say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable hunger. You know, why do you need one more Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear roaming around?
This film achieves the ideal combination of horror and comedy in which you can laugh each time, while clutching you to your chair in fear the next. The number of bodies in the film rises quicker than that of the hairs you've been putting on, so you'll have to cheer at each demise, with hilarious joy. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
Then, let's get to the ultimate showdown. Imagine: a cascading waterfall running in the background our fearless family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for an era, complete with wildfires, bear noises and enough white powder to challenge Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've defeated the bear It's resurrected after a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of the legendary scale.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. The editing feels as unstable and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you (blog) scratching at your desk and considering whether the film reel could have been used for an scratching piece. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. The bear is the star of the show regardless of whether they appeared to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush their own.
This movie is a blend of tension, tension in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play and you walk out of the theater with a smirk around your mouth, take note of that reviewer's last advice: You should not feed bears anything. especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. Don't be fooled, it's not going to result in a happy ending for anyone.
Get your popcorn, buckle up, and take a seat in this wacky adventure called "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that'll leave you in stunned, as you consider the nature of bears, and the amazing party potential.